Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
Randomize
