some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
I mean I feel like if you explain to the emoji app company that your friend got plastered and fell to the ground and is trying to scheme her way back to normal life and get her dignity back they would understand just how necessary it is to have a fingers crossed emoji...
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
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