I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
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