Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
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