I'm drive I can fine osifer
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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