He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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