She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
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