Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
Randomize
