come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
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