Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
She even gives head with a lisp.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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