i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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