Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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