It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Girls should come with a carfax report
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
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