Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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