How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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