Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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