walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
Randomize
