when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
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