my soul wont recognize me after tonight
My dad just sent me a text telling me to "say hi to all the luscious bitches" at the gay bar. Guess this explains my childhood
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
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