Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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