Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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