So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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