this will be a night to untag.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
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