So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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