nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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