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Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
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