I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
everyone is single if you try hard enough
im holly from the hills drunk
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
Randomize
