well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
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