I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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