check it out our google latitudes are spooning
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
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