He is an equal opportunity slut.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
Swine flu is the new snow day.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
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