You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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