That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
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