He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
His nipple licking is glorious
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