she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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