I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
She has the best kind of daddy issues
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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