i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
Randomize
