i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
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