It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
So much Jack, so little girl.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
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