WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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