Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Randomize
