My room smells like vodka and shame
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
A+ Viking dick
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