Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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