Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
why is half of my head shaved?
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