On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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