i don't like sucking hair
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
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