There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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