I'm gonna have a badass scar
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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