He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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