If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
time to smoke my breakfast
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
Randomize
