Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
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